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Cornelius Crowninshield III:
Co-founder of ABS, Editor in Chief of ABS website,  Assistant Director of Cultural Preservation, New Federalist Party member, Founder of the Charles Dickens Appreciation Society.


Hartford Brown Broadcloth III:
Co-founder of ABS, Content Developer of ABS website, Director of Cultural Preservation, Board Member of the Boston Brahmin Linguistic Development committee, Cap and Gown Eating Club member, gentleman farmer

Chester A. Worthington III:
Content Developer for ABS website, Coordinator of Meeting Attire, Chair of the ABS Book Ranking Committee, Founder of the C.A.R.M.M. (Committee to make ABS Read Modern Material), Ranking "Sexpot" of ABS, Member of the Kindle Appreciation Society, gentleman logger


Parkington Sedgwick, Esq.:
Chair of the ABS Fantasy Football League, Founder of ABS SWAG committee, Head of the Cranky Burr appreciation society, Ranking member of the Popular Crime lobbying committee.


Mrs. Lyman P. Fitzgibbon III (Constance):
New to the ABS. The probationary period has lapsed and her membership has been moved to permanent, pending the return of Mr. Fitzgibbon III.  

Comments

  1. AnonymousMarch 21, 2018 at 6:59 AM

    Does ABS stand for "Assisted Braking System" because you will be asking me to stop.

    P.S. Check your mailbox, and where can we find the Q&A section for the mailbox/bag?

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  2. Mr. NelsonMarch 22, 2018 at 2:03 PM

    Chester A. Worthington III is the chair of the question committee, please forward your questions to him or his vast army of assistants.

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